My yard looked like this

The grass was longer than 8 inches

So they left me this

A notice warning me to cut the grass within 48 hours. A clear sign a neighbor had reported me to the township

then I planted these

4000 dandelion seeds

In the next few years, my lawn will look like the Dutch countryside.

Operation Dandelion

A Fight Club inspired mission to show the busy-bodies of my neighborhood that they can't fuck with me and to take
back my life from the mundane bullshit of living in the suburbs. Stay tuned for updates! Buy your seeds from Whatcom Seed Company like me. Contact me at Mission Command.

Left under the pillow of the Bacon Fairy. You may find yourself Eating Crowe.